FoulFaulFowl

also posted on AO3 and FFN as "Crises Abridged" Use only as directed. Do not use with other products containing magnesium. May cause gastrointestinal discomfort, including diarrhea. Larry was on a supplement kick. He'd been researching magnesium all morning and was now 80% sure it wouldn't give him cancer. Currently he had three tabs open on the single club room computer, and a fourth with his email, just so he had something to note on his timesheet later. (Of course he had to draw all this fire even while assigned to subaqueous students in Unova. This was the usual.) Now he stared boredly into a plastic cup of powder clinging around the remaining pinch of waxy white macaroni. It was the only thing he found in the cabinet to whip up quickly, after the kids apparently learned to hide their stash of snacks from his notorious appetite. Somewhere in with yellow dye and gluten was a pithy bit of magnesium. This was according to the flimsy, flattened cardboard packaging now lying halfway